Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Tibet: Cry Of The Snow Lion

See this movie... you can watch all ten parts on youtube... for free... Below is the first.

Sonic Youth, "Youth Against Facism"

Virtual Office, $3371. SPY, -$2.43, $139.57.

Sanglucci, $2984 on 42,200 shares traded.
Timmay, $374 on 1300 shares traded.
OBAT, $237 on 6600 shares traded.
Ainkurn, $190 on 700 shares traded.
Denarii, $109 on 1300 shares traded.
Retardo, nothing.
Me, -$523 on 16,200 shares traded.

Well, it was a bad day for the market, but a good day for the VO.

It was strange... lately, commodities, fertilizers and financials have been trading somewhat inverse to each other... it felt like a sector rotation was occurring. Today, everything just got sold. The one silver lining the bulls can take from this session is that volume was light.

So you know what? I wouldn't be surprised to see a low volume bounce back above 12,900 tomorrow.

We shall see.

Since I've been in front of the computer way too much since yesterday, I won't have a daily post up this evening. It's a nice day here and I think a good bike ride will be more beneficial to me.

Enjoy the evening.

Ignorance Is Bliss, Afterall...

A new study finds that "right wingers" are happier than "left wingers."

Why? Because they tend to rationalize away inequalities. In other words, they lie to themselves more...

DT For Hire

As you can see from the chart below, I boosted "the Fly's" (notice, back to small "t") traffic by approximately 1356% yesterday.



Cynics may say, "Yeah, but didn't "the Fly" promote the elections for the better part of 2 weeks? Couldn't the bounce have come from such promotion?"

And to that, I'd say, you're a cynic, stop being such a dick. No one likes a cynic.

Shoot me an email if you're interested in hiring me to write shit for you. Since I can't make money trading currently, perhaps I'll just be a third-tier blogger for hire... we'll see where that gets me.

NOTE: If you didn't have a chance to stop by last night, at least check this interview with Jake Gint. It got a warm reception, despite the fact that Jake Gint is a twisted, wingnut.

You see, if I'm able to cast such an ornery figure in a likeable manner, imagine what I could do for your cynical ass!

The Daily Show Discusses The "Gas Holiday"

Man, after blogging all night last night at iBankCoin, I'm exhausted.

Watch as Jon discusses Hillary's pandering, and how she's becoming the female version of... GEORGE FUCKING BUSH!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Virtual Office, -$1546. SPY, +1.02, $141.85.

Ainkurn, $93 on 300 shares traded.
Denarii, $68 on 3600 shares traded.
Retardo, no trades.
Me, -$97 on 7200 shares traded.
OBAT, -$126 on 18,400 shares traded.
Timmay, -$170 on 5000 shares traded.
Sanglucci, -$1324 on 17,800 shares traded.


The Virtual Office is currently out of order.

Another day of losses, which is becoming far too common. This market is stuck. There's no conviction on either side... no fear that the market is about to dip to 12,500 and no greed hoping that the market is about to rip to 13,500.

So we sit here at unlucky number 13,000 on the Dow, just biding our time and churning our accounts. The summer looms like a boring 4 hour foreign film... if we can't make money now, what will become of us in June and August?

Okay, onto an important matter. As you know, I am "live blogging" the election this evening over at "the Fly's" place. I will be posting endorsements and such, keeping things real and hopefully fun. Please come visit, I'll be posting there until midnight. And when you do, please place a vote for Green Writer.

Why Green Writer? Well, this dude has posted his ass off in the Peanut Gallery, without a whole lot of fluff or fanfare. He's like that minor league ballplayer who gets promoted to the big leagues when he's 35... everyone knows he deserves to be there, he just needs to get his shot. Plus, he discusses stocks, not options; I agree with his environmental outlook, and he's the underdog.

Please go give him a VO bump now... it will take all of 5 seconds. Just visit that link and you'll see where you can vote on the upper right side of the screen. Thanks.

NOTE: As of this post, GW has 29 votes. Let's get him up to 50.

Slow Posting Today...

It's gonna be a slow day here at Dinosaur Trader blog, as I write/edit a bunch of shit for my "employer."

Please visit "the Fly's" blog this evening as I "egregiously moderate" the big election.

I will offer an endorsement along with today's VO.

Monday, May 5, 2008

No Age, "Boy Void"

No daily post tonight... I'm very busy.

Virtual Office, $203. SPY, -0.72, $140.79.

Timmay, $353 on 3000 shares traded.
OBAT, $162 on 6800 shares traded.
Denarii, $12 on 2400 shares traded.
Retardo, nada.
Me, -$324 on 20,200 shares traded.


The market had no volume today... none. We barely crested the 1.1 billion share mark. That's really hard to believe. If you're a bull, it's great news, since we were down almost 100 points on the Dow. But with volume like that, it's actually very healthy looking. It was the lowest volume day of the YEAR.

Anyway, all I did today was trade oil and gas stocks. Oil is ripping again... commodities are ripping again... frankly, I'm sick of these stocks. I have a really bad feeling the the market is going to suck, for the next 10 years.

The VO is dying of mediocrity. Later this week, I will introduce two new members. I'm pretty sure that they will be mediocre as well. It's just the way things are right now. In fact, I may close the fucking VO because it's even beginning to bore the hell out of me.

Fuck. Developing...

Cinco De Mayo Sucks Balls

No volume. Quiet. Like dead people.

We're tracking for a very low volume day.

Spoon, "Believing Is Art"

About 3 years ago, I couldn't stop listening to this song... it's tailed off since then, but still, a great song.

15 Monitor Setup

I realized why I'm not making money...

I don't have enough screens.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Obama Says "No" To Summer Gas Relief

And good for him.

When you lower the price of gasoline, you spur demand. That's not a way to reduce our dependence on this old-fashioned energy source.



A true leader would call for an increase in the gasoline tax, that would pay for research into renewable energy sources.

Read about it here.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Black Lips, "FAD"

No daily post tonight... this video is far more exciting.

Virtual Office, $164. SPY, +0.39, $141.58.

OBAT, $670 on 7800 shares traded.
Timmay, $20 on 1000 shares traded.
Me, $14 on 11,200 shares traded.
Retardo, vacation.
Ainkurn, -$157 on 450 shares traded.
Denarii, -$383 on 9600 shares traded.


Today was a perfect consolidation day. All the trades that have worked the last few days (long financials, short oil, coals, ags) reversed slightly on lower volume. The indexes, though they started higher, sank all day, flatlined, and then pushed positive again in the last hour of trade.

It was a snoozer for me, but I know there was lots of money made today in prop world.

Anyway, it was pretty much a snoozer for the VO as well, except for OBAT, current mayor of "Cake City." He had his second above average day in a row.

Hopefully, next week, we get some more follow through on the trends that were started this week.

It's gonna be a rainy weekend here, so I should have some time to get some good research done. I also plan on preparing for my first paid blogging stint at "the Fly's" place next Tuesday. Make sure you visit, May 6th, 4pm to midnight.

Oh, and check out Timmay's new site. I think it's a little busy, but he has a lot of bling to fit into such a small space.

Ali Velshi: "Hairless Prophet Of Doom"

I think it's time for Comedy Central to have a 24 hour news channel. Just saying...

Anyway, here's last night's skit on our struggling economy with special attention paid to President Bush's "wand." Oh, and I guess they hate Ali Velshi too...

Special Message To SUV Drivers

STFU! Gas is cheap here. Go move to the mideast or Venezuela if you don't like it. (h/t WSF)



(By the way... that's a lightening bolt, coming out of the clear blue sky to fry the Hummer. My photoshopping skills are legendary and available to you for $400 an hour. Email for details.)

Santelli Smacks Liesman

I was feeling a little dry this morning... I was hoping for some wisdom from Art Cashin, so I switched on CNBC.

They were discussing the FEDs action this morning... I don't know what the FED did. They increased the TAF or something... I don't care anymore. I just figure they're doing all they can to make sure the stock market can never sell off again. God Bless America.

Anyway, Steve Liesman was talking, and Santelli chimed in with a comment. Liesman, looking hurt said something like, "Rick, I let you finish, now I'd like it if you let me finish."

Santelli fired back with, "Steve, I've said this before... you put your IRA up and I'll put my IRA up and we'll trade them and see who can retire!" This comment caused a manly cheer to erupt behind Santelli from the Chicago pits.

They turned the camera to Liesman. He looked hurt, as if he was about to cry.

Carl Quintanilla was shown chuckling and then they cut to commercial.

UPDATE: Here's a link to the video... CNBC should let people embed. Anyway, Santelli comes on around the 3:40 mark, and it gets awkward around 4:20. Later, they shot some rounds again, in this video, at the 3:15 mark. Just click the links, and then you can drag the ball to where you want to view the video from...

Funny Photos


Compilation of Embarrassing and Busted! Photos - Watch more free videos

Also, the May 6th election over at IBC is heating up. Here's a look at where the candidates stand right now.