Virtual Office, $1188. SPX, -11.80, 1359.00.

Sanglucci, $820 on 16,600 shares traded.
Me, $378 on 1000 shares traded.

Timmay, $330 on 3000 shares traded.
Dehtrader, $167 on 6216 shares traded.
Retardo, no trades.
Denarii, -$13 on 2800 shares traded.
Ainkurn, -$58 on 300 shares traded.
Evolution, -$436 on 61,600 shares traded.

Well, I didn't trade much today since my focus was elsewhere, so I can't give much color. However, reading over my office's chat room, it seemed like almost everyone was frustrated by the low volume and choppy trade.

Low volume, that is, until LEH dropped like a rock on huge volume at the close... that doesn't portend well for tomorrow, I'll say that much.



We just got over 1.2 billion today on the NYSE. We're stuck in this tight range. Perhaps the earnings reports next week will spice things up again.

I'll post some graphs later with my trades. Since I only made 3 today, it'll be easy.

Meanwhile, Sanglucci will be sipping fancy drinks in "cake city" tonight. Way to break your bad streak, you herb.

Michelle Caruso Cabrera

I wish I had a before and after picture (surely, in time, some gossip site will furnish us with one)... but, what the fuck did she do to her face?

Plastic surgery is scary.

A Quick Comparison

Convincing a sick child that going to the doctor is either "necessary" or "fun" is much harder than trading stock.

In between heaves this morning, our three year old was screaming, "No! I'm NOT sick!"

Expect light trading from these quarters today...