Celine Dion, "Think Twice"

FML.

The RO Report, "Holiday Week" Edition

Seriously, who would have thought there were so many religious types out trading the market. I thought all market participants were atheists.

The volume blows, the action blows, I'm gonna have to start turning tricks to feed my family. I'll just go right out and say it, fuck the easter bunny and colored eggs.

Software is still fucked up. It's like back to 2007 for this damned blog.

I lost money again. More bad music to come.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader B, $7k

2. Trader Z, $4k
3. Trader T, $1,500
4. Trader C, $1k
5. Trader V, $1k

"Chambermaid" - Trader A, -$5k

2. Trader H*, -$4k
3. Trader 9*, -$3k
4. Trader J, -$1k
5. Trader E, -$800

George Soros's Bottom

Gross title, right?

Anyway, I don't have too much of an opinion on George Soros. I'm guessing if I did a little research that I could easily find a few reasons to hate on him. Like, I'm sure his carbon footprint is fucking enormous.

Okay wait, I do have a legitimate reason to hate him. I just read that he thinks The Bottom will look like "an inverted square root sign."

Seriously dude, WTF? Lets just stick to letters of the alphabet. The square root, in my mind, has had a flawless reputation since the 5th or 6th grade. Why you want to drag it into the global economic meltdown is besides me.

Meanwhile, I just inverted a square root sign and to me, it looks like an uptrend. You're confusing me with this bullshit and your fake "whereever you come from (not America)" accent.

Anyway, here's the full article. He sounds really gloomy and depressed. It could be the economy doing that to him, but I think it's possible that it's his face too.

Man I'm in a vile mood.