Radiohead, "You And Whose Army?"

More Radiohead dedicated to the RNC.

The RO Report, "Porn Thursday" Edition

It's been a couple of weeks since the last RO report, but apparently, nothing has changed for my office mates... they're still banking coin, huge amounts, on a daily basis.

They're smart, and they trade like animals.

Anyway, the market is completely fucked. There is no leadership. The most you can hope for right now (if you're a bull) is an oversold bounce. There is so much pain out there and seemingly no safe harbors... it's that kind of reality that creates market panic and hopefully, sooner rather than later, a meaningful bottom.

But who cares what I think about the market, just listen to this guy.

It was a good day for the office. Out of 24 traders, 16 were positive, or 67%. 12 traders finished over $1000 gross. I was #10 of 24, so I had a solid day.

Here are the top 5:

1. Trader C, $22,543 on 481,600 shares traded.
2. Trader B, $13,758 on 989,000 shares traded.
3. Trader F, $10,963 on 327,500 shares traded.
4. Trader Z, $9,287 on 296,600 shares traded.
5. Trader H, $6,906 on 11,700 shares traded.

And the bottom:

1. Trader A, -$5,992 on 63,360 shares traded.
2. Trader E, -$3,318 on 45,738 shares traded.
3. Trader G, -$2,425 on 78,800 shares traded.
4. Trader U, -$950 on 1,100 shares traded.
5. Trader 2, -$847 on 4,200 shares traded.

See you tomorrow.

Exclusive Footage of Sarah Palin In The 80s!

How are they going the deflect this one? I mean, things get hot and heavy there at the end...