Are Stocks Male, Or Female?
In all of the offices I worked in, they were male. As in, "that guy is a fucking dick!" However, when bloggers write about stocks, they tend to make them female.
So for you, are stocks male or female? Please vote in the poll.
8 comments:
Bloggers really call stocks "she"? I must be reading the wrong blogs. I've never heard anything but "it", which is what I've alway used. I just asked the guys in my shop. They've never heard anyone use anything but "it" for a stock.
I guess stocks are feminine to me since I usually refer to them as "that stupid bitch moved up without me".
I usually refer to stocks as female to but I guess it depends on how you look at it "was screwed my MA today"
no offense horse trader to my frequent use of the word bitch, but that was how I was raised to refer to anonymous women.
I feel labels like male or female are small minded and cannot accurately describe a real woman like me. I am sometimes a stock trader, sometimes a man and sometimes a woman. Just ask DT we've been together on and off for a few years now.
You know... I leave here for a little while, to enjoy some family time and there's a disturbing myspace page with a cross dressing photo of Richard linked to my blog.
I'm not sure what to think about this...
-DT
ROFLMAO
Voted Dennis Kneale, since:
Stocks are (for) asshats.
Dennis Kneale is an asshat.
therefore:
stocks = Dennis Kneale.
Simple, really.
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