Thursday, December 13, 2007

Special Alert From The Mainstream Media

If you are unfortunate or, well, stupid enough to live in the Northeast, snow and sleet is currently "wrecking havoc" in your community.

If you go outside, you're risking your life. This is a "killer snowstorm" that has left scores dead in the Midwest.

You are being "pounded" with it.

Don't even think about stepping away from your television to see what it's like to stand on your front lawn and listen to snowflakes hit the ground in the silence of the evening.

That would be crazy. You risk slipping on your steps and breaking a few ribs.

Then, your insurance company would screw you.

Don't drive your car. You will surely die in a car accident or be stranded when your car slides into a snowbank and die there.

Gather candles, blankets and food.

Stay inside. Watch TV.

Keep watching for more alerts.

6 comments:

KC Equity Trader said...

Ice storm hit KC over last weekend and through Wednesday. Everything is frozen with ice. The trees look really cool though with the frozen ice as the sun reflects off them.

The ice storm left some power outages around the area. I was unlucky enough to experience a power outage all day Tuesday and for a few moments on Wednesday morning. I know some people who are still without power. Brrrrrrrr.

HPT said...

Thanks Tom Broke-off, I mean DT.

mOOm said...

25C (77F) and sunny here :)

MIsstrade said...

Thanks for the parody of the TV cry wolf story. I can't even turn on news stations and that includes financial TV anymore.

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