Virtual Office, $2757, Dow, +44.06, 13,517.96.

Evolution, $2807 on 97,200 shares traded.
Dehtrader, $933 on 2654 shares traded.
OBAT, $120 on 12,000 shares traded.
Akalawoo, $26 on 2 contracts traded.
Misstrade, no trades.
Wincity, no trades.
Sanglucci, -$102 on 24,800 shares traded.
Denarii, -$408 on 3000 shares traded.
Me, -$619 on 28,400 shares traded.

Goddamn! CNBC teased that baseball steroids report all day long. At one point, they went so far to stop a legitimate interview in order to let everyone know that Roger Clemens was on steroids.

Then, when ex-Senator Mitchell came on, I felt as if I had been drugged. What slow state is that dude from? Note to Senator Mitchell: humans can process more than 20 spoken words a minute.

We traded about 1.4 billion shares on the NYSE today. Oh, and I fucking hate robots.

Due to a communication problem I'm having with the "retards" (go figure) I may not be posting their number (numbers?) until tomorrow. I think we need to be patient with them...