Friday, September 26, 2008

Things To Do This Weekend

1. Buy a gun and a Bible.

2. Stock up on food and water.

3. Purchase bars of gold.

4. Stash wads of cash in safe deposit box.


Mark said...

China allows short sales now while the "free" world is going on a witch hunt on shortsellers. This must be the end.

todd said...

What's the Bible for? Kindlin'?

HPT said...

DT, I think Wamu news is good news IMO.

MatchPointTrader said...

Mark, But I thought one could get protection from witches :P.

>>Stock up on food and water
For a second I thought you were talking about stock market!

Anonymous said...

I thought you were Catholic of the lapsed variety? If so, shouldn't you already have a Bible? Just wipe the dust off, it will still work.

Also let me know if you need a gun recommendation and/or lessons.

Dinosaur Trader said...


I was just looking for things to "cling to."

As for guns, please, provide some guidance. I'm thinking masses rioting because they have no access to food or money and I need to protect my wife and daughter.