Things To Do This Weekend
1. Buy a gun and a Bible.
2. Stock up on food and water.
3. Purchase bars of gold.
4. Stash wads of cash in safe deposit box.
Friday, September 26, 2008
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6 comments:
China allows short sales now while the "free" world is going on a witch hunt on shortsellers. This must be the end.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ajvJdZpdH3LQ&refer=home
DT,
What's the Bible for? Kindlin'?
DT, I think Wamu news is good news IMO.
Mark, But I thought one could get protection from witches :P.
DT,
>>Stock up on food and water
For a second I thought you were talking about stock market!
I thought you were Catholic of the lapsed variety? If so, shouldn't you already have a Bible? Just wipe the dust off, it will still work.
Also let me know if you need a gun recommendation and/or lessons.
Dog,
I was just looking for things to "cling to."
As for guns, please, provide some guidance. I'm thinking masses rioting because they have no access to food or money and I need to protect my wife and daughter.
-DT
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