Friday, September 26, 2008

Things To Do This Weekend

1. Buy a gun and a Bible.

2. Stock up on food and water.

3. Purchase bars of gold.

4. Stash wads of cash in safe deposit box.

6 comments:

Mark said...

China allows short sales now while the "free" world is going on a witch hunt on shortsellers. This must be the end.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ajvJdZpdH3LQ&refer=home

todd said...

DT,
What's the Bible for? Kindlin'?

HPT said...

DT, I think Wamu news is good news IMO.

MatchPointTrader said...

Mark, But I thought one could get protection from witches :P.

DT,
>>Stock up on food and water
For a second I thought you were talking about stock market!

Dogwood said...

I thought you were Catholic of the lapsed variety? If so, shouldn't you already have a Bible? Just wipe the dust off, it will still work.

Also let me know if you need a gun recommendation and/or lessons.

Dinosaur Trader said...

Dog,

I was just looking for things to "cling to."

As for guns, please, provide some guidance. I'm thinking masses rioting because they have no access to food or money and I need to protect my wife and daughter.

-DT