Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Breaking! Paulson Bans Warren Buffett's Death

The SEC and Hank Paulson have just issued an emergency order effectively banning the death of Warren Buffett.

As Paulson explained in a brief statement, "Warren Buffett is too important to the stability of the US Financial Markets to be allowed to pass. He will be kept alive at least until the next administration takes office, so that the "liberal media" doesn't have yet another awful event to blame on President Bush."

UPDATE: Here's Buffett on CNBC this morning discussing his purchase.


Danny said...

DT, you've upped your game since the market turned into a traveling carny show.

Dinosaur Trader said...

Well, I've always had a soft spot for carnys. They're my people. Things make sense to me again.