DT For Hire
As you can see from the chart below, I boosted "the Fly's" (notice, back to small "t") traffic by approximately 1356% yesterday.
Cynics may say, "Yeah, but didn't "the Fly" promote the elections for the better part of 2 weeks? Couldn't the bounce have come from such promotion?"
And to that, I'd say, you're a cynic, stop being such a dick. No one likes a cynic.
Shoot me an email if you're interested in hiring me to write shit for you. Since I can't make money trading currently, perhaps I'll just be a third-tier blogger for hire... we'll see where that gets me.
NOTE: If you didn't have a chance to stop by last night, at least check this interview with Jake Gint. It got a warm reception, despite the fact that Jake Gint is a twisted, wingnut.
You see, if I'm able to cast such an ornery figure in a likeable manner, imagine what I could do for your cynical ass!
6 comments:
Thanks, Fly.
It's good to see the ole, "broker a" tag again.
We'll be in touch.
-DT
Great job, 'old man'. I think The Fly will have to hire you to MC any and all upcoming iBC events.
-DPeezy
Your moderation skills at IBC were superb. The interviews were great.
You are very talented, DT.
I applaud your efforts last night.
Well done.
Option Addict
Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.
-DT
You're doing a great job, you don't need a pimp. Then again I sold out so what the f do I know.
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