Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wu-Tang Clan, "Protect Ya Neck"

Trader D sprayed today, but he left the chat room without giving me a song. RO members understand that getting on the wrong side of D can be a painful experience... in fact, the last time we had a disagreement about him spraying, he protested and boycotted my blog for a couple of months. So I'm playing this one safe and playing a song from a band I know he likes. Worst case scenario I have screwed up and will have to offer a public apology or something... also, I gave it a pink border.

The RO Report, "Digestion" Edition

There's only one way to view today in the context of the last year: an utter and complete victory for the bulls.

The XLF finished positive, tech was positive, the transports were up and the market finished flat after pulling slightly negative for awhile.

Now what we need is a little follow-through action in the next few days. We filled the gap today that was formed at the end of February. It would be nice to see us close above that level soon to trap some bears. They're not going to get worried just yet though... I realize that.

Anyway, the RO was doing well and then got a little ass-blasted into the close, so we close mixed.

Out of 31 traders today 20 finished gross positive or, 65%. 6 traders made over $1,000 gross and 6 lost over $1,000 gross. I was #12 of 31, or happy to get out of the afternoon alive.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader D, $13,336 on 389k shares traded.

2. Trader A, $5,720 on 236k shares traded.
3. Trader B, $4,848 on 219k shares traded.
4. Trader C, $1,721 on 301k shares traded.
5. Trader 9*, $1,512 on 1,400 shares traded.

"Chambermaid" - Trader P, -$11,487 on 336k shares traded.

2. Trader Z, -$3,148 on 262k shares traded.
3. Trader J, -$2,423 on 107k shares traded.
4. Trader K, -$2,416 on 87,000 shares traded.
5. Trader V, -$2,323 on 104k shares traded.





Stock Market Video Analysis 3/11/09 from brian shannon on Vimeo.

Poll: How Should I Take Revenge On My Neighbor?

The first thing I do each morning is open the window blinds.

Well this morning I opened the blinds to see my neighbor walking his dog on the street in front of my house. The dog sniffed here and there and then ambled over to a wooded area on the side of my lawn and took a dump.

My neighbor stood there a second, looked in both directions and then walked away from the steaming brown pile which was quickly nestling its way further into the earth, my earth, with each drop of rain.

The motherfucker didn't pick it up!

So I ask you all a very important question. What should I do about this?

Please vote in the poll over on the right. It will only be open until Friday at which time I will act.

1. Take the shit and deposit it on his lawn.
2. Take the shit, bag it, and set it on fire on his stoop.
3. Leave a short letter in their mailbox asking them to curb their dog.
4. Put a sign on the lawn saying curb your dog.
5. Do nothing and worry about more important things.
6. Start flirting with his wife

Michael Steinhardt: Market Wizard

Let me start this post with a minor criticism of Mr. Schwager.

He begins this interview by schooling Steinhardt on what he perceives to be the difference between a trader and an investor. I thought this a bit strange and annoying; aren't we reading this book to hear what the traders think about shit? Sometimes I feel Schwager inserts himself into the interview too much, as if he wants to impress upon the reader (or the person he's interviewing) how much he knows.

There was a time when I thought I would get into journalism. I remember reading a book by a reporter (the name escapes me) who said basically, "Look, if you're doing a story about a kid who rides a red tricycle, whatever you do, don't get on the red tricycle yourself and wave to the camera at the end of the report."

Perhaps if the subtitle of this book was "Conversations with Top Traders" and not "Interviews with Top Traders" I wouldn't notice it as much. It's a minor criticism, but it crops up now and again throughout the book and always bugs me. I guess I find the best parts of Market Wizards are when the interviewee is allowed to give nice long responses full of little trading anecdotes and aphorisms.

Anyway, the point is that I didn't get much from the whole first portion of the interview because I was distracted by Schwager, but by the end I came away thinking it was quite good.

Steinhardt is different from the other traders we've read about thus far. Take the following quote from him about risk for example: "My attitude has always been that to make money in the markets, you have to be willing to get in the way of danger." While there have been a few traders who didn't even want to talk about trading disasters and "war stories," Steinhardt seemed to revel in these, which I found refreshing. Why? Because it's just natural to talk about these things...

Overall, I got the feeling that while Steinhardt might be a bit of a dick, (Schwager mentions his firm has high turnover and that he plays bad practical jokes on people) he had a real "feel" for the markets and that most of his trading was intuitive, locked up in his own psychology, and based on his own personal feelings about a situation. Instinct and art were much more a factor in his trading than science, and he would probably be a very difficult guy to sit next to and learn from...

He was one of the first hedge fund managers and they get into a long interesting discussion about the benefits of hedge funds versus mutual funds. I won't get into it here but I came away thinking that the investing populace as a whole would be about 1000 times better off if there was more of a balance between mutual funds and hedge funds. They're just so much more flexible... mutual funds seem horribly dated to me and I can't imagine after the trainwreck of the last two years that someone won't attempt to put together a hedge fund for the "small guy."

As a hedge fund manager, Steinhardt talks often about his "exposure" to the market; or what percentage of his capital is tied to the long side of the market, and what percentage is tied to the short side. This was interesting because I realized that many traders in the RO (particularly D and B) are obsessed with their "exposure" and I guess they're trading like hedge fund managers...

Steinhardt says his main trading principle is "variant perception" which is a fancy way of saying that he's a contrarian. But he highlights a very interesting subtlety about being a theoretical contrarian and having to deal with being a contrarian at a practical level...

In order to win as a contrarian, you need the right timing and you have to put on a position in the appropriate size. If you do it too small, it's not meaningful; if you do it too big, you can get wiped out of your timing is slightly off. The process requires courage, commitment, and an understanding of your own psychology.

This sums up what you need to think about next time you start shorting a stock that is spiking "too much" in one direction or the other... most important is commitment. If you're going down that road, be prepared for the pain and stick to your position, otherwise you might find yourself getting tied to the emotional aspect of it all and blow out at bad prices. I can't tell you how often I've done just that.

And like many of the other traders interviewed by Schwager, Steinhardt talks about the importance of learning from your mistakes.

There is a very good investor I speak to frequently who said, 'All I bring to the party is twenty-eight years of mistakes.' I really believe he is right. When you make a mistake, there is some subconscious phenomenon that makes it less likely for you to make that same mistake again. One of the advantages of trading the way I do-being a long-term investor, short-term trader, individual stock selector, market timer, sector analyst-is that I have made so many decisions and mistakes that it has made me wise beyond by years as an investor.

This post is rather long already. Knowing that many of my readers (at least the Anonymous ones) are blessed with very small attention spans, I will simply end this post with two more Steinhardt quotes.

Steinhardt's advice to a layman:
Recognize that this is a very competitive business, and that when you decide to buy or sell a stock, you are compteing with people who have devoted a good portion of their lives to this same endeavor. In many instances, these professionals are on the opposite side of your trades and, on balance, they are going to beat you.

Steinhardt's elements of good trading:
Good trading is a peculiar balance between the conviction to follow your ideas and the flexibility to recognize when you have made a mistake. You need to believe in something, but at the same time, you are going to be wrong a considerable number of times. The balance between confidence and humility is best learned through extensive experience and mistakes. There should be a respect for the person on the other side of the trade. Always ask yourself: Why does he want to sell? What does he know that I don't? Finally, you have to be intellectually honest with yourself and others. In my judgement, all great traders are seekers of truth.
Next week we discuss a trader who definitely influenced me (though not my politics), William O'Neill, founder of IBD.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Another Leather Lung, "The Sound Of Animals Fighting"

For Trader A.



Meanwhile, Cramer will appear on The Daily Show this Thursday! Should be fun!!!

The RO Report, "FUCK YEAH!" Edition

It's hard for me to contain my happiness right now.

At 11 am I was up $500 and very happy. The market was up 250 points but most was on a gap up and I thought I had traded smart. There were waves. I asked Judy, "What should I do, surf? trade?" She said, "Go surf. The market will be here when you get back."

So I surfed. And when I came home I checked the office report and saw that everyone was up size. "Man..." I thought. "I could have made back my entire loss on the year." Judy felt awful. But I was like, "It's cool. But maybe you should take a sewing class and start making our clothes."

I got on the main call with the office. Trader A was unbelievably bullish. This was between 3 and 3:25 when the market couldn't pop higher. Trader D was going along with him but scared and humorously trying to get the details at the source of his bullishness. Trader A was not forthcoming with explanations for his bullishness, he was just bullish.

Consequently, everyone concluded that Trader A sold his soul to the devil.

Everyone was afraid to buy but everyone bought and the market rewarded traders who bought.

Anyway so out of 30 traders today, 26 were gross positive or 87%. 16 traders made over $1,000 gross and only 1 lost over $1,000 gross. Probably the best day for the RO this year. I was #10 of 30 or, back to being positive on the year. Yes, I can put my blowup behind me.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader A, $42,535 on 529k shares traded.

2. Trader P,
$26,344 on 722k shares traded.
3. Trader Z,
$22,821 on 540k shares traded.
4. Trader D,
$19,701 on 607k shares traded.
5. Trader H*,
$14,173 on 27,800 shares traded.

"Chambermaid" - Trader B, -$7,128 on 776k shares traded.
2. Trader 9*,
-$677 on 1,500 shares traded.
3. Trader M*,
-$644 on 0 shares traded.
4. Trader T,
-$246 on 4,300 shares traded.
5. Trader $,
$5 on 42,600 shares traded.


Here's a "FUCK YEAH" heatmap for you.

The Daily Show: In Cramer We Trust

The next installment in my Market Wizards series is 90% complete. I will either publish it midday today or just wait for pre-open tomorrow. Until then, enjoy...



UPDATE: Meanwhile, Barry says get long pitchforks and torches...

Monday, March 9, 2009

James Brown, "Sunny"

The RO Report, "NSFW" Edition

There's really nothing Not Safe For Work about this report, but I felt today was somewhat boring and I wanted to "sex" it up a bit.

Early on, we had a nice rally that was led by some nice strength in crude. But later we were brought down by tech and transports. Of course, financials gave back all their early gains and closed flattish. Meanwhile, the SPY put in an "inside" day. So after the early morning fun, I basically avoided the rest of the day.

I'm worried that Art Cashin was on CNBC this morning saying he has his "basket ready" to buy. He's not saying that he's bidding stocks up, but waiting for them to fall so he can buy. Then, Melissa Francis was complaining that the headlines weren't "negative enough" to create a bottom. Everyone is waiting for this massive washout which decreases the likelihood that it's going to happen.

In short, we need to start thinking of other "bottom scenarios."

The RO, which is full of big fans of all types of bottoms (I can't get enough of these bottom jokes), had a mixed day. There were some big numbers up top, but overall, it was quiet. Out of 29 traders today 18 were gross positive or 62%. 6 traders made over $1,000 gross and 6 traders lost over $1,000 gross. I was #7 of 29, happy.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader B, $14,173 on 263k shares traded.

2. Trader A, $8,734 on 122k shares traded.
3. Trader D, $8,573 on 244k shares traded.
4. Trader C, $3,412 on 144k shares traded.
5. Trader 10*, $1,496 on 1,300 shares traded.

"Chambermaid" - Trader H*, -$3,060 on 40,800 shares traded.

2. Trader V, -$1,348 on 45,100 shares traded.
3. Trader Z, -$1,331 on 25,800 shares traded.
4. Trader N, -$1,158 on 54,000 shares traded.
5. Trader T, -$1,034 on 3,600 shares traded.


Comparisons Of Bear Markets

My friends at HCPG included the fun "Four Bad Bear Markets" graph with this Sunday's newsletter. They really know how to ruin a weekend. Anyway, they lifted it from this site, which I've never read before but am skeptical of, since a quick perusal of their blogroll shows no hints of this fine blog.


Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sunday Space

No tree becomes rooted and sturdy unless many a wind assails it. For by its very tossing it tightens its grip and plants its roots more securely; the fragile trees are those that have grown in a sunny valley.

-Seneca The Younger

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Tom Waits, "Martha"

No good vids on youtube, but I'm obsessed with this song right now...

Friday, March 6, 2009

The RO Report, "Bottomless?" Edition

We were asking a lot of questions about bottoms in the RO today. How many different types of bottoms are there? Do you need to be surprised by a bottom? Do you like big bottoms?

Mud flaps?

I mean it seems everyone is waiting for a huge washout, a capitulation if you will. But when you're already "down here," what would constitute a capitulation? Another 10%? 20%? Does it all have to come in one day?

Look, if this market is leaving you scratching your head, you're not the only one. It's a difficult environment for investors, swing traders and day traders. Everyone is taking their lumps. But even more than I felt it in November, I'm beginning to get the feeling that we're getting close to the elusive Bottom.

There will be a bottom. This isn't the bottomless market.

Anyway, it was a good day for the RO. Out of 28 traders today 20 were gross positive or 72%. 7 traders made over $1,000 gross and 2 traders lost over $1,000 gross. I was #6 of 28. Happy, especially considering that I started the day poorly.

And here's to Traders A and Z for leading the charge into the close.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader A, $24,961 on 168k shares traded.

2. Trader Z, $13,101 on 271k shares traded.
3. Trader 9*, $2,234 on 0 shares traded.
4. Trader P, $2,047 on 240k shares traded.
5. Trader V, $2,023 on 103k shares traded.

"Chambermaid" - Trader D, -$20,728 on 227k shares traded.

2. Trader H*, -$3,208 on 24,500 shares traded.
3. Trader &, -$931 on 112k shares traded.
4. Trader E, -$881 on 70,200 shares traded.
5. Trader L, -$708 on 77,800 shares traded.

Week In Review

The big sensation around the stock blogosphere this week was this clip, in which Jon Stewart pointed out the ineptitude of CNBC. Even lunatic right wingers were linking it and extolling its virtues.


This is great. Stewart's agenda has always been about excavating hypocrisy and exposing it. Perhaps by attacking CNBC he can expand his base of viewers. So anyway, check out the classic clip below from the summer.

But it's cool if you want to keep watching Glenn Beck. Someone needs to ramp up the fear in this country enough so that the market finally bottoms...



Okay, let's lighten the mood up, shall we? Ever wanted to beat the shit out of McGruff the crime dog?

The CIA realizes they've been using black highlighters all these years...

Were you hungover when your history class went over WWII? No bother... here it is all condensed into a comic that you can read in about 2 minutes.

How about a national fuel economy standard? Sounds good to me! Otherwise, California is going to keep getting all the credit for being the "smart state" and that just doesn't seem to make sense to me.

A daily read for me now, check out the fun J.B had with our favorite CNBC personalities.

Should China and the U.S swap stimulus packages? Again, I'll skip the easy joke here...

Here is one company that I'm thrilled to see go under. They have 50 copies of every bullshit movie I never want to see and no copies of anything worthwhile. Looking forward to a smarter video retailer to take their place... Oh, wait.

5 ways you'll know the recession is over.

Ann Coulter is smart.

Meanwhile, here's why Rush does radio now...

Sorry I'm getting so political... okay, check this out... the Kindle 2 reads the classics. Actually, Trader P just got a Kindle and he loves it.

I was never into Star Trek and I'm not gay... however, if you're gay and you like Star Trek, this is the video for you.

A cat pushing a watermelon out of a lake. I guess the message is, you too can win in the stock market?

UPDATE: I almost missed this. Duncan Neiderauer, head of the NYSE made a little news this week when he called for a reinstatement of the "uptick rule" and said that the "trader tax" legislation would "decimate" the markets. More here.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The White Stripes, "I Fought Pirhanas" (Live)

The RO Report, "Stinky Fingers" Edition

A wise man once said, "Those who try to pick bottoms get stinky fingers."

Today I think there are a lot of traders who will be washing their hands well before dinner.

What can you say about a market that bleeds significantly lower each day? You can say it's getting scary. Immediately after the close a friend called me and was like, "Dude, WTF?" That's a good thing. Let's talk about the best case scenario, shall we?

Tomorrow the jobs report is so abysmal that it bottoms the market. I think it's doubtful, since it's a Friday, but I'm just being hopeful here. People need to puke up their stocks, give up on America for good, and invest in China. When that happens, we'll bottom.

I'm hoping sometime by next Tuesday.

Anyway, it was a disappointing day in the RO. Out of 30 traders today, 16 were gross positive or, 53%. 3 traders made over $1,000 gross and 6 traders lost over $1,000 gross. I was #13 of 30. Flat. The Manservants took the day.

"Chambermaid" - Trader H*, -$13,763 on 22,900 shares traded.

2. Trader 10*,
-$8,822 on 5,900 shares traded.
3. Trader A,
-$3,062 on 408k shares traded.
4. Trader E,
-$1,303 on 54,900 shares traded.
5. Trader &,
-$1,235 on 105k shares traded.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader B, $8,520 on 351k shares traded.

2. Trader Z,
$7,284 on 112k shares traded.
3. Trader F,
$3,519 on 41,000 shares traded.
4. Trader V,
$989 on 50,400 shares traded.
5. Trader J,
$900 on 54,600 shares traded.



BLOG NOTE: I may change up the names for the top and bottom traders of the day. If so, I'm going to let the RO members vote on the names. If you have any suggestions, list them in the comment section.

Jon Stewart Eviscerates Rick Santelli & CNBC

Paraphrasology


-John Cheever

The sun was hot. Dinosaur Trader sat by the green water, one hand in it, one around a glass of gin. He was a slender man-he seemed to have the especial slenderness of youth-and while he was far from young he had slid down his banister that morning and given the bronze backside of Aphrodite on the hall table a smack, as he jogged toward the smell of coffee in his dining room. He might have been compared to a summer's day, particularly the last hours of one, and while he lacked a tennis racket or a sail bag the impression was definitely one of youth, sport, and clement weather. He had been swimming and now he was breathing deeply, stertorously as if he could gulp into his lungs the components of that moment, the heat of the sun, the intenseness of his pleasure.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Spoon, "Everything Hits At Once"

The RO Report, "Jinx" Edition

The market showed a little resilience today. Okay, I'm kidding, I hate when people say that.

Early on, it was a battle between the strength of the rally in oil and other commodities and the weakness in GE. Then, Bill Gross said some stuff, GE said some stuff, and GE stabilized after dropping under $6.

Six dollars.

I understand the banks getting ass-blasted, but doesn't GE sell stuff still? I bought a refrigerator from them not too long ago. Should I not get that extended warranty?

Anyway, in the end, the market held onto its gains albeit on lighter volume and only after a nasty late-day sell off. The financials couldn't join in the fun, and therein lies the problem.

My guess is that this is just setting up bear flags, getting traders ready for the Big Washout.

The RO had an excellent day. If I wasn't in my little self-imposed trading bubble (i.e. ignoring chat and keeping my own counsel through the day) I could give you a little hint about where they made their money. As it stands, I haven't the slightest idea but I'm happy for them.

Out of 30 traders, 22 were gross positive or 73%. 12 traders made over $1,000 gross and 5 lost over $1,000. I was #13 of 30, green again. Also, I want to apologize to Trader & for jinxing his ass in last night's RO post...

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader B, $30,433 on 458k shares traded.

2. Trader D,
$21,852 on 414k shares traded.
3. Trader A,
$20,905 on 415k shares traded.
4. Trader Z,
$10,019 on 188k shares traded.
5. Trader T,
$6,046 on 6,300 shares traded.

"Chambermaid" - Trader &, -$7,386 on 84,800 shares traded.
2. Trader N,
-$2,136 on 292k shares traded.
3. Trader P,
-$1,823 on 279k shares traded.
4. Trader F,
-$1,433 on 52,400 shares traded.
5. Trader E,
-$1,086 on 100k shares traded.