Bernie Madoff Doll

File this under the always growing "Why Didn't I Think Of This?" category.



Click here to order your own miniature Bernie Madoff doll that you could clobber with a little hammer.

Sounds good... however, since we're now in the Greatest Depression, (thanks in part to fuckaloons like Madoff) I'd suggest that instead of shelling out $100 for this thing, build your own out of toothpicks or something and just use a hammer you already have.