Don't Invest In Stocks

This collectible plate is where it's at, my friend.



There's a strict limit of only 2 victory plates per caller! And the entire issue has been limited to 65 "firing" days... after that, they're breaking the mold and NO MORE PLATES!

So ask yourself... if you're lucky enough to have $20 to spend, would you rather have 3 shares of Citigroup, or a collectible plate?

BTW: LOFL @ 0:12-0:13....