Thursday, November 6, 2008

The RO Report, "Fuck Obama" Edition

Apparently, Barack Obama and the fucking Democrats, are ruining our country. Two days as "President-Elect" and already he's bankrupting the stock market. This is all his fault.

I hope you naive socialist shitheads who voted for him are happy. How's "Hope" taste? I hope good, because when you can't afford food anymore, you're gonna need something.

Anyway, what a shitty day. I guess you could say the RO is full of counter-trend trading crackheads, because we were all smoked early buying this market that has no bottom. The only time people started to make money back was in the afternoon, when we got short.

I'm a bit rushed, and frankly, since the comment section of this blog has been way too quiet for my taste, I'm not going to put too much work into making this post any more witty or funny than it already is. Stop being such lurkers. What's wrong with you people? Don't you know it's creepy to just hang around and watch all the time, without participating? Damn...

So let's get to the numbers. Out of 25 traders today, 14 finished gross positive. There were some impressive comebacks today. For example, "Trader B" was down $50 grand at one point and managed to get back to gross positive. Nicely done. Also, kudos to "Trader C" on earning his first "Lucky Pierre." Enjoy that. I was #16 of 25, down but well off my lows.

The Bosses pulled out a win with some spirited end of day trading.

"Lucky Pierre" - Trader C, $10,452 on 102k shares traded.

2. Trader H*, $8,117 on 3,400 shares traded.
3. Trader Z, $3,789 on 96,896 shares traded.
4. Trader F, $3,739 on 60,400 shares traded.
5. Trader A, $3,397 on 149k shares traded.

And the Manservants:

"Chambermaid" - Trader P, -$4,325 on 83,312 shares traded.

2. Trader I, -$3,053 on 10,800 shares traded.
3. Trader D, -$2,623 on 337k shares traded.
4. Trader 6*, -$2,544 on 0 shares traded.
5. Trader M*, -$1,871 on 0 shares traded.

* denotes swing accounts


Tyler said...


What a comeback! You were right about the afternoons.

I have been reading your blog for a while and appreciate your hard work.


Addict said...

All you other lurkers, make some noise else DT will go all Palin on your ass and start posting mavericky mumble jumbles and go on a shopping binge buying fancy financial stocks.

ben.s said...

Hey DT. Yeah, I admit it, I'm a lurker. Sent you a few comments under another nick back in the early days of your blog. Read you almost every day. Really love the new posts with numbers from your RO. Gives me a way to gauge how I am doing. The VO really blew. Made me look like a freakin' genious every day.

Anyhow, just wanted to let you know that all your work is really appreciated.

Dinosaur Trader said...

Nice, glad to "out" a couple of you lurkers.


Anonymous said...

Don't you know it's creepy to just hang around and watch all the time, without participating? Damn...

Funny. Your wife said those exact words to me the other night. Okay, count me in next time!

P.S. Good job today. :)

Rob said...

douche, might i remind you of this little quip:

NOTE: Since my newest tool to gain more traffic is to not care about my readership, (the irony doesn't bother me... shut up) I'm going to ignore the comment section forever.

way to go bitching about people not commenting.

Dinosaur Trader said...

Damn, all I'm catching is some "zing" here...

Okay, readership, go back to not commenting.

The Internet is full of psychos.


Anonymous said...

The Internet is full of psychos.

You're a slow learner at times, but you get there eventually.

Anonymous said...

Listen you. Keep the posting active. This blog belongs to the readers, not the DT.

T said...


did you just call yourself (and me) a shithead? :D

Did you really write today's entry? From the tone I thought it must be Trader D guest-blogging.

Just curious, how much one needs to deposit to be allowed to have a 50k one-day drawdown? Not that I'm at that level or have that kind of change lying around.

Eric Snellmsn said...

first time reading. your job is to write content for me to consume. its not my job to write comments for you to consume.

Dinosaur Trader said...

mdawsz and eric snellmsn,

You two have it all wrong. You work for me. I want witty and controversial comments from the both of you, on a daily basis, so that idiots come here to argue with you.


Dinosaur Trader said...


Last I checked, "Trader B" had a couple hundred thousand in his account. You make a good point... if you're gonna swing for the fences, the company expects you to have a well-cushioned account.


Anonymous said...


Did you see this?