Sunday, November 2, 2008


I've decided to take "the Fly's" advice and just not give a damn about my readership anymore.

That's right. Fuck you. Right there, you.

How does that feel? Know what? I don't care, mostly because I'm being artistic right now.

I don't care about you. In fact, if you were here, standing next to me, I'd probably freak out and throw this laptop at you and then run upstairs to protect my daughter. Why? Because Internet people are scary and also, because I don't give a fuck about you.

Another thing, you fucking idiot... on Tuesday, I want you to vote for John McCain.

Furthermore, go and pick up the latest album by the Rolling Stones, I bet it's great.

Off to masturbate.

NOTE: Since my newest tool to gain more traffic is to not care about my readership, (the irony doesn't bother me... shut up) I'm going to ignore the comment section forever.


Anonymous said...

This post is outrageous. I'd defecate on your windshield if I knew what your car looked like.

Complacent Panda said...

I'm doing a write-in for Dinosaur Trader.

Fuck. This blog gets better all the time.

Ottnott said...

I came here to have the gray matter sucked out ofmy skull by a space invader. You lying bastard.

May Todd and Sarah Palin name all your children and grandchildren.

ShortBus said...

I also do not give a damn about the readership of the charts I have produced for the RO performance, so this will be the last time I produce these charts.

This is the performance of the last 4 weeks (October). If anyone else has the desire to continue the work, feel free to do so on Google docs, or contact me and I will send the export.

Off to watch some anonymous chicks on a random porn site masturbate.

ShortBus said...

Masterjaz Out said...

Sounds like a 3-year old crying out for attention. Oh dino, it's okay, we all love you. Blah, blah, blah.

Bluedog said...