I wanna be a motherfucking boss dammit!
Hey bro - it is your older (yet in a cruel twist of fate, much younger looking) sister just stopping by to say hello. I know that some of your past posts have addressed the trauma and the stress that you feel as a day trader, banging away at your keyboard, cursing incessantly at your 42 computer screens, while you try to be in your own words, "a motherfucking boss."
I hear you. In fact, after watching the interest rates on my credit cards soar after being one day late with a payment; after watching the gas and oil prices climb to near ridiculous prices; and while trying to figure out why a household with two adults making what I previously thought was a decent amount of money is often living paycheck to paycheck - I had an epiphany: I want to be a motherfucking boss too!
Imagine the possibilities.... "Eat your broccoli."
"Why?"
"Because I'm a motherfucking boss, that's why!"
"I'm not coming in today. Or tomorrow. Or next month."
"Why?"
"Because I'm a motherfucking boss, that's why!"
The best reason of all to be the motherfucking boss? Control of the jukebox!
6 comments:
You guys realize that all this bad music is like "bad debt," and that in time, it will take down this fine blog.
I'm just saying, WIll Smith? Be careful...
-DT
Will Smith is the man, lol-
Next time I'll post some Duran Duran for you instead, if that makes you feel better. Or REO Speedwagon, LMAO
"...your older (yet in a cruel twist of fate, much younger looking) sister..."
Ouch! Way to be, DinoSis. Keep that DinoBro's ego in line.
Relieved that I have only brothers.
well, when your brother alternates between Henny Penny and Motherfucking boss status - somebody has to try and keep him in line, :-p
And DT and Trader D:
Neither assfish, fishass or manass are funny. Yambag- now that is a funny word. Try it out.
Sis,
It's my particular strength that I can be both Henny Penny and a Motherfucking Boss at the same time.
It's unique.
-DT
DT-
you are indeed unique. It is what makes you loveable (cause it certainly ain't the looks, LOL)
:-P
love your non-unique sis
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