Who IS Dinosaur Trader, Really?
Many of you have emailed me in earnest to reveal the true identity of the Dinosaur Trader. While I may have sabotaged his little blog here while he is off camping with scary people in the woods, I still have to respect my family, people! What do you think I am, some cold-hearted bitch that would sell out her brother's identity to a bunch of anonymous traders on the Internet??? Please.
So, if you want to see a picture of DT by the end of the day, you better start coughing up the dough. I accept cash, cash, or cases of grey goose. With limes.
4 comments:
Darn! Just when I was going to give you soon-to-be-expiring NYX $50 calls...you asked for cash! Everyone knows they are worth than cash ;).
See, the dinosister doesn't dabble in the stock market and its 3 letter acronyms - hence the cash part. Perhaps Dinosaur Trader will accept them to stop me from publishing his photo, however.
Grey Goose with limes? Who does grey goose with limes. Maybe a rockstar or cranberry juice.
HPT,
Cranberry juice is for wimps. The limes cut the edge off of the straight vodka just a bit; try it on the rocks - it isn't bad!
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