Thursday, August 28, 2008

Who IS Dinosaur Trader, Really?

Many of you have emailed me in earnest to reveal the true identity of the Dinosaur Trader. While I may have sabotaged his little blog here while he is off camping with scary people in the woods, I still have to respect my family, people! What do you think I am, some cold-hearted bitch that would sell out her brother's identity to a bunch of anonymous traders on the Internet??? Please.

So, if you want to see a picture of DT by the end of the day, you better start coughing up the dough. I accept cash, cash, or cases of grey goose. With limes.


MatchPointTrader said...

Darn! Just when I was going to give you soon-to-be-expiring NYX $50 asked for cash! Everyone knows they are worth than cash ;).

Dinosister said...

See, the dinosister doesn't dabble in the stock market and its 3 letter acronyms - hence the cash part. Perhaps Dinosaur Trader will accept them to stop me from publishing his photo, however.

HPT said...

Grey Goose with limes? Who does grey goose with limes. Maybe a rockstar or cranberry juice.

Dinosister said...

Cranberry juice is for wimps. The limes cut the edge off of the straight vodka just a bit; try it on the rocks - it isn't bad!