Virtual Office, $5191. Dow, +6.26, 13,974.31.

Misstrade, $2700 on 6000 shares traded.
Me, $1564 on 12,800 shares traded.
Momojuicing, $483 on 6000 shares traded.
OBAT, $362 on 6000 shares traded.
Evolution, $197 on 42,000 shares traded.
Akalawoo, no trades.
Bubs, -$115 on 3000 shares traded.

You know volume is light when I start challenging fellow traders to "deathmatch" trades via stock message boards... sigh.

We traded, 1,100,122,000 shares today. That's like, nothing. A sigh in the markets.

Anyway, the consensus over at Wallstreak today was that the market was quiet because everyone is waiting on the eco-data tomorrow. Of course, my guess is that CNBC formed that consensus and repeated it over and over again but I don't know that for sure because happily, I didn't have that particular channel on today.

Meanwhile, DIE JRJC, DIE!!! Go vote in the poll.