Virtual Office, $4083. Dow, +121.61, 14,165.34.

Misstrade, $2556 on 6400 shares traded.
Evolution, $747 on 20,200 shares traded.
Momojuicing, $735 on 10,000 shares traded.
Akalawoo, $592 on 10 contracts traded.
Tapeworm, $190 on 4 contracts traded.
Me, $104 on 31,300 shares traded.
OBAT, -$67 on 14,000 shares traded.
Denarii, -$264 on 1800 shares traded.
Bubs, -$510 on 5300 shares traded.

Well, it was a decent day for the VO. However, market volume still completely sucks and that makes me angry.

The FOMC minutes made everyone happy and so, post 2pm, the market ripped. The FED always makes everyone happy. I'm beginning to think that's what they do. It was the 5 year (or "wooden") anniversary of the Bull Market according to CNBC. Yip-di-friggen-woo!

Anyway, I officially have no freaking clue what the market is going to do. However, instead of being happy in my indecision, it's making me kind of nervous. While I realize the game is stacked against the bears, I still can't believe that this current rally is sustainable since we're showing so much strength on so little volume. We'll see.

Again, I invite you to include your P&L numbers in the comments section. Fuck "Elitetrader" and their "nursing home inspired" forums.

NOTE: Fred Thompson looks like a prune. The man has clearly seen too much sun.