Virtual Office, $1823. Dow, +283.86, 13861.73.

Misstrade, $860 on 4000 shares traded.
HPT, $703 on 45 contracts traded.
Evolution, $510 on 37,200 shares traded.
Bubs, $118 on 2300 shares traded.
OBAT, $59 on 3000 shares traded.
Denarii, $14 on 8000 shares traded.
Me, -$441 on 10,800 shares traded.

Wow. Some day!

Still, check out the numbers in the VO... rather underwhelming.

With everything under the sun ripping it's hard to understand why it wasn't easier to make money today. Clearly, I don't have any answers.

At this point, I'm more interested in Miss New Jersey.

What can you do? Buy stocks, max out those credit cards, buy a Hummer and die happy I guess.

Maria Bartiromo and Dylan Ratigan are like high-school cheerleaders. That said, Maria would look better in a skirt.