Thursday, July 26, 2007

JJ Spammed The Church

If you have been following along lately, then you know that a few blogs have been hit my some spam concerning a particular precious metal...

This is hilarious.

Check the link if you want, but here's a brief synopsis.

A man maintains a blog about Catholicism in St. Louis. He writes a post titled "Noble Metals for Sacred Vessels."

In this post, he lists some metals that would be appropriate for liturgical purposes in hierarchical order from most to least noble.

JJ's favorite metal, palladium tops the list.

And guess who got spammed?

C'mon, JJ. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

The punchline is that the guy then commented on JJ's blog asking for him to donate some palladium. I kid you not...

JJ, God has spoken and he does not like spam. However, some palladium would be nice!

UPDATE: More on the "SWC Spam Debacle" here!


JJ2000426 said...

Please for God's sake, do NOT put the F word with the good name of Jesus on the same sentence!

A great opportunity in SWC, which had been battered down 25% in 4 days by a desperate concentrated short who is unable to unwind its huge short position. Expect some great resersal tomorrow because this is one absolutely oversold stock with very bullish fundamentals.

I have done my research and explained everything about this concentrated short. Follow my link and do your own DD.

This is a rare opportunity you do NOT want to miss tomorrow. At least 10% profit in one day!!!

JJ2000426 said...

Would you not rather study stocks. And have a look at SWC. And see if any thing I said makes any sense? Maybe if you trade it one way or another you make some good money?

We are all in this to make money. Don't let good opportunity slip away. Do your own DD.

Dinosaur Trader said...


Not my words, it's a link to a clip from the Big Lebowski.

Great movie.


p.s. I will leave your spam this once because it makes this post even funnier. I hope this stock bounces so that you will make your money and go away. HOWEVER... my leaving this "spam" on the site should in no way encourage anyone to purchase this piece of crap. It looks like shit, IMO. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole of magnesium... the "least noble" of the metals.

Dinosaur Trader said...


I study stocks daily.

I hope it works out for you, really.


Anonymous said...

Why I'm Bearish on SWC

BTW, Big Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.

JJ2000426 said...

Dinasaur Trader:

Thanks for leaving my comments here. I will try not to spam you in the future. But you really need to look at fundamentals of SWC, and watch this one carefully. Of course if you disagree you could go short SWC as well. Every one needs to make his/her tarde decisions.

Important thing to know is a stock that plummet 25% in 4 days do not stay on a flat line. It either go down much further, or dramatically rebounce. Eitehr way is a great opportunity.

Broker A said...


Tell us why you really like SWC. Come on.

You know why you can't?

Because your fucking computer program doesn't have that data.

Your whole existence is to annoy guys like me, via spam, so that I may dedicate my life to destroying SWC.

The irony.

Danny said...

holy fucking jesus' fuck, jj, are you a virus?


^you like that?

Dinosaur Trader said...

Wouldn't it be great if in the end we all get a good laugh from this "SWC spam debacle" and then we make loads of money from it?

In the end, we could take that money and donate it, in the form of palladium or course, to the church.

Really has the makings of a nice story.


JJ2000426 said...

Stock A:
Go visit my blog I have all discussions why SWC is a good stock to own.
SWC is on a rally after bottomed yesterday. That is a fat.
Don't you want to make some money? Study my materials. Then decide by yourself if you like it or not.
I am neither your friend nor feud. I am in a serious business to make money. Big money, just like you. But you are a day trader who has no clue about fundamentals. I invest based on fundamentals.
Have another closer look at SWC. This is a big one. Do you think I put 75% on just this one stock because I am stupid? I am not a nobie in investing and I fully understand diversification.
You might even make some money if you pay attention!