Conversations With Toddlers

This is a word-for-word snippet of a "conversation" I just had with my 2 1/2 year old:

She: A merry-go-round that doesn't stop.
Me: Are you talking about life?
She: No. I'm talking about a merry-go-round that doesn't spin.
Me. Oh.
She: (sensing I have no idea what the heck is going on) You know what I'm talking about Daddy?
Me: No.
She: (moving on) I saw a kite!

In related news, my wife has promised a post on excrement and how one removes it from a number of surfaces. Developing...