-The new Ponzi? Bernard Madoff.
After years of unfettered access to the limelight, Charles Ponzi came back from the dead yesterday to deliver a special message to Bernard Madoff.
The message? A simple, "Fuck you."
Ponzi fears, and rightfully so, that he will lose the title of "greatest American swindler" to Madoff.
Meanwhile, Madoff has different fears. For instance he has hired a security firm to protect his ass from the hordes of poor people who want to skin him alive.
Karma is a bitch.