Saturday, December 20, 2008

Ponzi Is Pissed; Madoff Fearful

-The new Ponzi? Bernard Madoff.

After years of unfettered access to the limelight, Charles Ponzi came back from the dead yesterday to deliver a special message to Bernard Madoff.

The message? A simple, "Fuck you."

Ponzi fears, and rightfully so, that he will lose the title of "greatest American swindler" to Madoff.

Meanwhile, Madoff has different fears. For instance he has hired a security firm to protect his ass from the hordes of poor people who want to skin him alive.

Karma is a bitch.

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