Friday, December 5, 2008

Everyone Is Unemployed

The good news is that you can always be a proprietary trader...

Here are the grim details of today's job report.

6 comments:

Attitude Trader said...

Prop trading sounds good enough, but it's the "ass-blasting" of Somali pirates that's really intriguing. How's that working out for you?

-AT

Dogwood said...

DT,

Do pirates have to attend committee meetings cause I really hate committee meetings.

But I do like to sail, and I know how to use a gun, so it might be a perfect career move, I just can't tolerate committee meetings.

Let me know.

Thxs.

Dinosaur Trader said...

The "ass-blasting" of the Somali pirates continues.

Everyone knows that pirates, even Somali pirates, spend the better part of each day in committee meetings, Dogwood. Perhaps it isn't a great choice for you then.

-DT

Attitude Trader said...

Do you ever take a camera on your Somali "ass-blasting" sessions…just curious. Might be nice to share a little more detail about your hobbies with everyone.

-AT

Dinosaur Trader said...

No, the pirates believe that if you take their picture, you steal their soul.

So they're not cool with photos. Not cool with it in a big way.

-DT

Dogwood said...

Damn, guess it is back to Monster.com for me.....