Monday, August 18, 2008

Hijacked!

That's right. I've had enough of this blog shit, thinking you are the best dinosaur in the family. Right now, you are camping like some crunchy granola freak in your tent with Judy, and no internet access.

From now on, this is MY site, and you are my dinosaur bitch. Traders of the world, (or the 7 of you who regularly tune in to read DTs crappy posts) I give you the real talent in the family: Dinosister.

Be prepared to cough up lots of your oily dough to send my way, and I'll reward your sorry asses with the real dirt on DT. Oh, and I'll replace his crappy music with the real deal. Be prepared for some changes around here - there is a new dinosaur in town, and she's ready to rip you all a new one for putting up with this inane blog for so long.

I will accept opening bids no lower than $5,000 to spill the DT beans.

9 comments:

Jorge said...

Dinosister probably has better trading skills than DT.. this might actually be interesting

Chris said...

does this mean porn thursdays are out now?

Dinosister said...

Jorge,
Clearly, you exhibit good taste and strong intuition, correctly assuming that I would have better skills than my lowly brother.

Dinosister said...

Chris,
Porn Thursday will resume dinosister style, and will not include the gay porn that has previously been on this site.

HPT said...

Dinosister seems WAY cooler than DT.
The pink blog background has a lot more pzazz then those lame colors DT was sporting.
OWNED...

Jorge said...

HPT isn't allowed to talk until he stops losing the value of my entire account daily..

Dinosister said...

HPT,
While the sister thinks the pink background is a tad DT, she needed a quick visual statement that there was a new dino in town. More improvements to follow....

HPT said...

Jorge,
I made 0.0001% of my losses back today. Baby steps. Only 1,200 more years to go to get back to breakeven at this rate.

Jorge said...

HPT:

This market sucks dinosaur balls. That is all.