The Midpoint...

We're halfway through the summer here. My town and every surrounding town is inundated by idiots who don't know how to drive.

Still, despite my general feels of anger, I occasionally feel sympathy towards the people who come from "the city." Like yesterday for example. I was rinsing my daughter off at an outdoor shower by the beach when I overheard the smallest tidbit from a cell phone conversation. There it is, below, in its entirety.

"Oh my gawd! Like, grilled cheese? You're gonna get a grilled cheese? That's too funny! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! EEEEEEEWWWWW!"

Call me a "dick," but Labor Day couldn't come fast enough...