Seriously, I just spent 10 minutes trying to find a lid to match a bowl. And the whole time, as I knelt on the floor wading through our Tupperware collection (which has now been infiltrated by Gladware and shit like that), the sink was running.
But I couldn't tear myself away to turn it off.
I had to find the lid. Had to.
In the end, I didn't find the lid.
Instead, I had to use a piece of Tupperware that was really far too large for my needs and has now stressed out the refrigerator situation.
I hate the shit, and tomorrow, purely out of revenge, I plan on selling short 100,000 shares of the company.
UPDATE: Had I sold that 100,000 shares, I would have made $77,000. Ah well...