Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Fuck Tupperware

Seriously, I just spent 10 minutes trying to find a lid to match a bowl. And the whole time, as I knelt on the floor wading through our Tupperware collection (which has now been infiltrated by Gladware and shit like that), the sink was running.

But I couldn't tear myself away to turn it off.

I had to find the lid. Had to.

In the end, I didn't find the lid.

Instead, I had to use a piece of Tupperware that was really far too large for my needs and has now stressed out the refrigerator situation.

I hate the shit, and tomorrow, purely out of revenge, I plan on selling short 100,000 shares of the company.

UPDATE: Had I sold that 100,000 shares, I would have made $77,000. Ah well...


Denarii said...

you use that much plastic with your views???

Dinosaur Trader said...

Wedding gift.

Go drill some oil or something...


Bluedog said...

Dude, I hear you on the tupperware. We have a drawer crammed full of it and it's always a pain in the ass finding the matching lid.