Thursday, May 1, 2008

Virtual Office, $711. SPY, +2.72, $140.97.

OBAT, $1528 on 6200 shares traded.
Me, $161 on 12,800 shares traded.
Denarii, $80 on 3600 shares traded.
Retardo, no trades.
Ainkurn, -$370 on 700 shares traded.
Sanglucci, -$688 on 30,100 shares traded.

OBAT kicked ass today. Thank goodness too, because I was sick of having to sing Sanglucci's praises here everyday.

Meanwhile, special message from FSLR to Ainkurn... "No... you're MY bitch!"

Anyway, with the FED bullshit out of the way, the market finally got a little volume today. The "sell commodities and ag stocks, buy financials" trade seems to be well under way. And importantly for the bulls, we're over 13,000 again on the Dow.

What a turn of events.

I'll have a daily post up later this evening.

Meanwhile, the VO is hiring. Send me an email with your blog address if you're interested in joining. Oh, and I heard from Evolution. He's alive, just laying low and making cash.


Investing said...

Might be fun applying for the VO if I didn't have even less cash than Retardo. Good luck with your search.

Bluedog said...

One of your ass-rape candles got me today. Bugger!!

Anonymous said...

If I was borderline consistent, I'd apply. But, I'm experiencing extreme suckage right now, not quite the type of consistency I had in mind.

tapeworm said...

i remember the good ole days when there was a waiting list to get in...i had to pay u...if u offer me enough i will rejoin

Dinosaur Trader said...


The normal $10,000 fee has been replaced. To join the VO now, you need to send me a barrel of oil and a few 50lb sacks of rice.