Virtual Office, $884. SPY, +.21, 138.72.
Dehtrader, $682 on 3100 shares traded.
Me, $85 on 13,800 shares traded.
OBAT, $70 on 5800 shares traded.
Denarii, $39 on 1200 shares traded.
Ainkurn, $8 on 650 shares traded.
Retardo, no trades.
Yeah, that's right... the VO is full of big swingers. We're taking stock trading to a new level right now... a new level of boredom. But hey, kudos to Dehtrader for making lemonade out of lemons.
If you're wondering if it's typical to trade just over 1.1 billion shares during the heart of earnings season, no, it's not typical. In fact, in downright sucks cherries. Indeed, today was the lowest volume day of the year. Fuck.
The stock market is a big fat cherry sucker.
I don't know what else to say... shit is dead. The VIX is back to 20, there is no volume... see you in September, I guess. Oh but wait... September will suck too, because everyone will be waiting for the election.
Okay, see you at Christmas. Be good.
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Come ON VO! Let's get bigger green numbers on the board.
passover - us jews needed the day off ... sorry
The election will be over by September.
Right now, it's just "pass the popcorn" time while y'all try to decide which pocket Marxist you're going to finally run.
There was some good shit this weekend.
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