Virtual Office, $5407. SPX, +46, 1370.

Evolution, $2891 on 68,400 shares traded.
Me, $1998 on 32,800 shares traded.
Dehtrader, $1069 on 5330 shares traded.
Ainkurn, $91 on 600 shares traded.
Wincity, $35 on 200 shares traded.
OBAT, $11 on 12,800 shares traded.
Denarii, no trades.
Retardo, no trades.
Timmay, -$88 on 2600 shares traded.
Sanglucci, -$600 on 38,600 shares traded.

First things first... Maria Bartiromo is the worst excuse for a "journalist" this world knows.

The higher the market goes, the more giddy she becomes. I would love to hang out with Maria one night, just so I could depress the shit out of her.

Anyway, the market freaked out today, jumping higher on 1.7 billion shares traded. That's pretty solid volume. But seriously, I would have thought we'd trade over 2 billion with the market nearly up 400. Still, it's hard to argue against moves like this... sentiment seems to have shifted, quite radically, just over the last couple of weeks. I guess that's why it's hard to pick bottoms. (insert joke about "picking bottoms" here)

By the way, in case you missed it, the jokesters over at IBC thought it'd be funny to "nuke" my blog in this video. Ha Ha... I'll tell you what though... there's nothing funny about nuclear bombs. They melt people. Also, my blog is indestructible. Thanks for reading. I'm happy to be back blogging... I just have to shake some of the rust off.