Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Is Dennis Kneale Worth $1500?



The question: How should DT spend his stimulus package?

Here's how 62 of you voted:

29% Dennis Kneale
25% On a 2 diamond girl
22% Invest in GE
12% Buy a flat screen TV
9% Get some new hubcaps

I guess that on many levels I find it disturbing that so many of you wish I took the $1500 to purchase Dennis Kneale. However, perhaps you were thinking that for $1500, I would buy Dennis Kneale, sprinkle him with some lighter fluid, and light him and his idiot opinions on fire.

That makes sense and would be well worth $1500. Score one for mob mentality.

Note to law enforcement officials: Should Dennis Kneale's charred and beaten body be found in a landfill in NJ, I had NOTHING to do with it. However, I would check this guy out. He has a history of Dennis Kneale abuse.


Note II: Richard has enabled comments over on his blog again. In other words, go abuse him.

6 comments:

Mom on the Run said...
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Dogwood said...

I voted for the hub caps. Nothing fancies up a Ford Taurus like a set of spinners!

Lisa said...

or you could take your govt issued check and invest in, say, a network marketing company.....

Dinosaur Trader said...

Lisa,

They're all pyramid schemes...

Meanwhile, Dogwood, I've already pinstiped the Taurus... you think spinners would be too much?

-DT

mdawsz said...

Last time I checked, that blog was a sausage party.

Dogwood said...

Nah, stripes and spiiners will make the young punks jealous. Probably be able to sell the car for a nice profit, too.