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7 comments:
I am just dieing - I am laughing so hard - my keybroad is geting wet from the tears
Funny.
I love the spin cycle!!
-BD
It's fucked up but true, hamsters killed my great aunt Beatrice. Long story...
So I have no problem seeing a hamster get owned.
-DT
When my daughter was younger she had owned a few hamsters. I would put them in their rolling balls and then set up some standing books on the floor. I would turn the hamsters loose rolling along to see how many books they could knock down.
I remember my daughter screaming more than a few times "Mommy, Daddy is hamster bowling again."
My son's hamster would beat mine all of the time.
TC,
That's an inspiring story. Clearly, the hamsters had it coming to them.
-DT
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