Virtual Office, $379. Dow, +2.36, 13,551.69.

Dehtrader, $277 on 2700 shares traded.
Wincity, $80 on 400 shares traded.
OBAT, $54 on 6800 shares traded.
Akalawoo, no trades.
Evolution, no trades.
Me, no trades.
Misstrade, no trades.
Retard, no trades.
Sanglucci, no trades.
Denarii, -$32 on 800 shares traded.

Wow. I guess the big story of the day is the smoking Denarii took. That's hard to take, right after the holidays and all, but I hope he gets his game back soon.

It looks like most people stayed out of the market today, choosing instead to curse whatever new gadget Santa brought. Others spent the better part of the day at the doctor's office. Apparently Santa's elves are nasty mofos who give good children ear infections.

I hate elves... they've been known to make robots.

Anyway, we traded a whopping 838 million shares on the NYSE today. Still, despite the low volume, there were some stocks that made nice tradeable moves today. Check out the insanity in LNN for example. The fertilizer stocks also moved.