Thursday, December 6, 2007

Vetiver

In a poorly orchestrated attempt to rid my house of the smell of home heating oil, I attempted to douse a rag with an essential oil named Vetiver. Instead, I spilled the Vetiver on a rug.

Now the house is filled with the thickest melange of odor imaginable.

And I'm getting smoked.

The vibe thickens.

2 comments:

Noisy said...

Just get Devendra to come over, roll out his carpet, light up some incense...or something else...and your odiferous problems are solved.

You clearly picked the wrong Vetiver.

Dinosaur Trader said...

noisy,

I bought the Vetiver because of the band... I thought, "well, it must be some good stuff, if they're going to name a band after it."

One time, I put a little on, you know, as cologne, to try and intrigue my wife. She walked into the room, waved her hand in front of her face and told me I smelled like "a fucking church."

-DT