He's BAAAAAACK!

After a bogus early morning rally... Clarence, The Rodent of Stock Market Volatility, has the bulls by the balls.

NOTE: Art Cashin is useful on CNBC. And I'll say that Dylan Ratigan is as well. At least the dude has a good sense of humor. Meanwhile, there have been lots of people yelling back and forth today on CNBC. It is time to click it off and listen to music instead...

UPDATE: With the market back up almost 100 points after the "raid" attempt between 10:15 and 10:45, I am left to menace Clarence, The Rodent of Stock Market Volatility, with my pet snake "Hester."