Week In Review, "ShittyGroup" Edition

The US Is Facing A Weimar Moment

Some of you may know what the "bangbus" is... you know who you are. Anyway, now there's the "helpful bus." This clip is somewhat safe for work, but you wouldn't want to have to explain it...

I've always thought that figs were evil... pure fucking evil. Now I know why.

Shell Owes Pension $6 Billion, Kills Solar and Wind Projects.

Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped By Candy.

Speaking of mouth rape... Tyler is back from vacation and printing money.

The Reformed Broker redefines some common financial terms to better suit the times.

Okay, let's get back to mouth rape, shall we? NYSE to pay traders for adding liquidity.

Am I the only stock blogger not selling anything? Jesus. Question... what should I sell?

LOLFed explains what B-O-N-U-S really spells.

I haven't watched hockey all year even though I'd say it's my favorite sport to watch. More of this and I might watch more... (NSFW)

UPDATE: I'm on Twitter now. Why? I don't know... all the cool kids are doing it. Follow along if you need more noise in your day.