Sunset Rubdown, "Us Ones In Between"

Depressing as hell, but it's raining here... have a good weekend.

Virtual Office, $2410. SPX, -1.90, 1371.50.

Evolution, $1646 on 54,000 shares traded.
Dehtrader, $1147 on 2642 shares traded.
Me, $652 on 20,600 shares traded.
Retardo, no trades.
Wincity, -$86 on 700 shares traded.
OBAT, -$257 on 10,800 shares traded.
Ainkurn, -$278 on 2400 shares traded.
Sanglucci, -$414 on 7400 shares traded.

Just another day in the market... volume was pathetic, but the ag names and coal stocks jolted around like innocent students getting tasered by the campus police.

Indeed, these are strange times.

I didn't listen to CNBC all day but did have the pleasure to hear Rick Santelli smack down Steve Liesman. Liesman was saying that the credit spreads should have never widened as much as they did and Santelli was like, (I'm paraphrasing here) "Steve, you're a big dick. For 6 years companies acted like crackheads, so spreads should have widened... wake the fuck up!"

It was great.

Anyway, it was a mixed day for the VO. We traded only 1.25 billion today on the NYSE, so that never helps. Still, Evolution managed to make more cake.

No word from Timmay. I'm sure he's out there hamming it up for some camera somewhere, unconcerned that I'm slowly damaging his sparkling reputation via the VO.

Friday afternoon bonus! Exclusive footage of Ainkurn playing in the woods with some friends!

Paraphrasology

"On Sunday morning while church bells rang in the villages alongshore, the world and its mistress returned to Dinosaur Trader's blog and twinkled hilariously on his lawn."