Robots Have Bad Taste In Music

I haven't written a post about my now well-documented hatred of robots in a long time. But this came across my desk and I felt I had to warn the general populace once again about the dangers of these metallic beasts of hell.

Robots Set To Colonize Antarctica

So they've already taken over the stock market and now they're onto Antarctica.

I mean, I love the game of Risk. I always start in Indonesia and then creep my way into Asia and take over the world. I'm pretty sure that the robots are using Antarctica as a springboard to launch their global war of death and destruction.

Sex With Robots? NEVER!!!

It's a little slower today as expected... so here's some midday humor.

A Robot Dinosaur? This Made Me Sick...

Clearly, these people were financed by my enemies.

Fuck The Robots

Now that Christmas is behind us, you may find yourself wasting countless hours speaking with customer service robots.

Thankfully for you (loyal reader) I hate robots and so I've found a couple of sites that help you get through the annoying phone trees that now plague our nation's customer service departments.

First of all, there's Bringo. They navigate the phone tree for you.

Then, there's Gethuman. This is just a website with directions on what numbers you enter onto the phone to get around the robots. They have a database with directions for over 500 customer service lines all neatly categorized.

Happy calling.

Fucking Robots

He's not very good...

Robots Looking To Take Over World

Another reason to hate robots.

Unfortunately, the writer of the linked article didn't mention the "hybrid market" as another robot that kills.