Dinosaur Trader

I've written this blog for over 2 years amidst the worst period in my 10-year trading career. It has been a difficult time for me perso...

  So here goes… I couldn’t think of any particular topic to write about, so I figured I would just dictate this post as a written record...

Look it up... it doesn't mean like, "super ultimate" or anything you idiot. Only the numbers tonight. I will let Trader A do ...

Judy, who is a dancer, showed me this the other night. Unbelievable, really.

Some time ago I had a summer job as a waiter. Everyone on the waitstaff was always high. This guy Gary was the main supplier as well as th...

Long time readers know I hate plastic even more than I hate CNBC. Check this great documentary about plastic shopping bags. Now if only th...

Trader A spray choice.

At about 3:30 I was out weeding my lawn of, well, grass and I thought to myself, "Am I going crazy?" I was out there in the rain ...

I'm back in the saddle. After a two day trading break and a weekend of strong surf I feel much better. This job is like no other in tha...

Will be published after the RO report this Wednesday. Set your clocks.

While you were fucking around in the stock market, I was playing "fairy" with my daughter as I cleaned out a moss bed on the side ...

I took another hit today and will be taking time off until I get my head back into the game. It was a bit of an overall smokefest in the RO...

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I guess, given the news environment we seem to be in that sometimes no news is good news. The market simply went to sleep today, which I gu...

You know you've made it big when you're on The Daily Show. Congratulations to Swine Flu! The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M - Th 11p...

Classic Swine Flu track...

Man, wouldn't it be an awful week just to come down with the normal flu? Anyway, I'm shot in many ways. Here's the numbers. ...

Looks like the dark horse candidate to end the world, swine flu, is going to do it. For all of you who voted for swine flu in my "How ...