Fuck The Earth Day

We have company, so I can't get a daily post up.  But this video is far more educational and funny.

Swim and eat rocks, bitches.

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Virtual Office, $1722. SPY, -.74, 137.80.

Sanglucci, $675 on 31,600 shares traded.
Dehtrader, $633 on 1560 shares traded.
Ainkurn, $371 on 1000 shares traded.
Timmay, $257 on 1500 shares traded.
OBAT, $210 on 7000 shares traded.
Retardo, no trades.
Denarii, -$90 on 2800 shares traded.
Me, -$334 on 17,000 shares traded.

I tell you what... I'd rather be really jaded and negative while I'm sinking the ship here, rather than be all positive. But for whatever reason, I have this misguided notion that "I'm about to get it" again and that I should "keep trying" and shit like that. I can't shake my positivity.

Ironic, no?

Anyway, score one for the drunken fools with rifles, or, Sanglucci, the "pirate hooker." He made money on the ag stocks, again... hopefully, when the world starves, he'll be rich from pushing fertilizer stocks higher. More food for him, I guess.

Volume EXPLODED higher today... we just got over 1.3 billion shares. Sigh... short NYX.

Meanwhile, it's true, the VO is going through a very lame stretch. However, today the guys did well.

No word from Evolution in weeks. He's not even returning emails. Feel free to speculate in the comment section about his whereabouts... perhaps, if you people come up with some offensive shit, he'll surface to defend himself.

So, where is Evolution? Discuss...

Food Rationing Hits The US

Here's an interesting article on food rationing...

I told my wife this morning that we're all probably going to die a lot sooner than we ever imagined and she told me I was being a dick. "Why be negative if we are all going to die next week?" she said. "Might as well die happy."

Okay.

Nonetheless, just in case, here's some reading for you survivalists.

One That Got Away

I still really need to work on becoming a more patient trader. Take a look at my trade in XTO. I was watching for a run to $69 at least. When the stock rose out of its base (where I bought) there was no volume, and I got caught in a choppy move that cost me $100.



10 minutes later, volume came in and the stock made a nice, easy 80 cent move.

Note to self: trade only when volume comes into a stock.

Barack Obama On Daily Show

Watch as he describes his plans to "enslave the white people" should he be elected. Today is the Pennsylvania Primary. Let us hope that the "politics of fear" fails.

Part 1.

Part 2.

Is Dennis Kneale Worth $1500?

The question: How should DT spend his stimulus package?

Here's how 62 of you voted:

29% Dennis Kneale
25% On a 2 diamond girl
22% Invest in GE
12% Buy a flat screen TV
9% Get some new hubcaps

I guess that on many levels I find it disturbing that so many of you wish I took the $1500 to purchase Dennis Kneale. However, perhaps you were thinking that for $1500, I would buy Dennis Kneale, sprinkle him with some lighter fluid, and light him and his idiot opinions on fire.

That makes sense and would be well worth $1500. Score one for mob mentality.

Note to law enforcement officials: Should Dennis Kneale's charred and beaten body be found in a landfill in NJ, I had NOTHING to do with it. However, I would check this guy out. He has a history of Dennis Kneale abuse.

Note II: Richard has enabled comments over on his blog again. In other words, go abuse him.