Thursday, October 16, 2008

I wanna be a motherfucking boss dammit!

Hey bro - it is your older (yet in a cruel twist of fate, much younger looking) sister just stopping by to say hello. I know that some of your past posts have addressed the trauma and the stress that you feel as a day trader, banging away at your keyboard, cursing incessantly at your 42 computer screens, while you try to be in your own words, "a motherfucking boss."

I hear you. In fact, after watching the interest rates on my credit cards soar after being one day late with a payment; after watching the gas and oil prices climb to near ridiculous prices; and while trying to figure out why a household with two adults making what I previously thought was a decent amount of money is often living paycheck to paycheck - I had an epiphany: I want to be a motherfucking boss too!

Imagine the possibilities.... "Eat your broccoli."
"Why?"
"Because I'm a motherfucking boss, that's why!"

"I'm not coming in today. Or tomorrow. Or next month."
"Why?"
"Because I'm a motherfucking boss, that's why!"

The best reason of all to be the motherfucking boss? Control of the jukebox!
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6 comments:

  1. Dinosaur TraderOctober 16, 2008 at 5:39 AM

    You guys realize that all this bad music is like "bad debt," and that in time, it will take down this fine blog.

    I'm just saying, WIll Smith? Be careful...

    -DT

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  2. DinosisterOctober 16, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    Will Smith is the man, lol-
    Next time I'll post some Duran Duran for you instead, if that makes you feel better. Or REO Speedwagon, LMAO

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  3. Ray PellecchiaOctober 16, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    "...your older (yet in a cruel twist of fate, much younger looking) sister..."

    Ouch! Way to be, DinoSis. Keep that DinoBro's ego in line.

    Relieved that I have only brothers.

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  4. DinosisterOctober 16, 2008 at 6:08 PM

    well, when your brother alternates between Henny Penny and Motherfucking boss status - somebody has to try and keep him in line, :-p

    And DT and Trader D:
    Neither assfish, fishass or manass are funny. Yambag- now that is a funny word. Try it out.

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  5. Dinosaur TraderOctober 16, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    Sis,

    It's my particular strength that I can be both Henny Penny and a Motherfucking Boss at the same time.

    It's unique.

    -DT

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  6. DinosisterOctober 17, 2008 at 9:51 AM

    DT-
    you are indeed unique. It is what makes you loveable (cause it certainly ain't the looks, LOL)
    :-P
    love your non-unique sis

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